Sheriff Dollard: When the founding fathers wrote the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, what have you. “Liberty and justice for all”, they didn’t mean that.
Crazy Elijah: I can tell you one thing about them founding fathers of America.
Sheriff Dollard: What’s that?
Crazy Elijah: They sure had fabulous wigs.
—To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything (via fattyfattyfoureyes)
anytime the birdcage or To Wong Foo is on you MUST WATCH IT
The only known video footage of Anne Frank