the announcer just said looks like he gave him a ball sandwich…….
I feel naked in my Tommy hoodie and Victoria’s Secret sweatpants with PINK written across the ass. The sweatpants aren’t pink, though - they’re gray. This always confuses me when I put them on, because shouldn’t they say GRAY - on the backside? Maybe Victoria’s secret is that she’s colorblind.
when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
The awkward moment when you’re doing your family tree and find out your mom&dad are 8th cousins by marriage.
Yea that just happened : |
CÉLINE FALL 2011 RTW
My sister just sent me this.