Watching Baseball
the announcer just said looks like he gave him a ball sandwich…….
I feel naked in my Tommy hoodie and Victoria’s Secret sweatpants with PINK written across the ass. The sweatpants aren’t pink, though - they’re gray. This always confuses me when I put them on, because shouldn’t they say GRAY - on the backside? Maybe Victoria’s secret is that she’s colorblind.
—50 Shames of Earl Grey (via luhan-nah)
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Spiders are so adorably stupid
me
FILE UNDER UNEXPECTEDLY CUTE
I WAS JUST THINKING OF THIS EXCEPT……THE VOICE IS NEW!!!
I USUALLY HATE SPIDERS BUT THE ENDING
I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH OHGOSH
(via bryarly)
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(via sejaflor)
Amy Poehler and Tina Fey on the red carpet at the 2013 Golden Globes
when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
The awkward moment when you’re doing your family tree and find out your mom&dad are 8th cousins by marriage.
Yea that just happened : |
CÉLINE FALL 2011 RTW
Am I the only person that finds it hilarious that Vagisil sponsors Gene Simmons Family Jewels?
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The Tampon USB Flash Drive
When you want to keep your files private, put them somewhere no one will look !
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My sister just sent me this.
